Not only does it exist, but there’s a vacancy in a city I would love to live in.
Hyper-awareness of grammar and syntax and a propensity for correcting such mistakes? Check. Sports content? Check. 3-5 years of experience performing similar tasks? Check. Seconds I considered applying before sending my resume and cover letter? About three.
I am perfect for this job and it is perfect for me.
Screw learning anything else today (I did…about Don Quixote), that beats everything hands down.